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(Stars made in "Radio Star")
(Seo Hyun-chul)
All right. This person sat at the end of the table two years ago on our show.
"Did You Know You'd Be So Successful?"
- Having acted for 24 years, he became a recognizable name. - Right.
However he's most well-known for coming on Radio Star two years ago.
He's Radio Star's official talk box. It's the Actor Seo Hyun-chul.
- It's Seo Hyun-chul. - Yes.
I was shooting a drama.
It was a historical drama. And an imaginary dragon was flying around.
And the assistant director would tell us which way it was flying.
There were 30-40 of us extras.
We'd act according to the assistant director's direction.
And when it was finished, it was already morning.
But I wasn't sleepy.
So I thought I could drive home.
And after about 15 minutes of driving,
I fell asleep on the freeway.
Then I realized
I drove with my eyes closed for a couple seconds.
I thought, I shouldn't be driving like this. I got scared.
So I parked my car after struggling for 5 minutes.
I parked behind a big truck to avoid the sun.
I fell asleep in a second.
And then I forgot that I parked my car and fell asleep.
I opened my eyes, and I saw a big truck in front of me.
So stepped on the brake like, aaahhhh!
- That can happen. - You thought you were driving.
That was funny. It got kind of boring in the middle.
But his acting was...
In that short amount of time, I lost my voice.
From yelling too much?
In that time.
You were parked, but you braked...
Then I finally relaxed, and I was thankful.
I said, "Thank you, God."
"I'll be good."
Hey, that was funny.
Our writers asked you if you ever fight with your wife.
You said you got married late and you're almost 60, you don't have time for fighting.
We do fight sometimes. But it's not really a fight.
It's just sharing wrong information.
- For example? - Do you make bets?
Not bets, but she doesn't really cook, so...
she doesn't know the difference between different types of soy sauce.
She said "Soy sauce for soup makes it taste good."
I thought, that's supposed to be way too salty.
You are right.
So I told her it's made with fermented beans and salt water, so it's really salty.
And she said, "I never asked you for the recipe."
- It turned into a fight. - Then what happened?
We had the two different types of soy sauce.
So I asked her to try the soy sauce for soup.
She said, "It's bitter! What the heck?"
And she was clapping...
She got a good laugh, but I was hurt.
Do you have another story? That was funny.
- I have many. - He's full of stories.
She said to me, "Honey, this oil is apparently good for you."
"It's grape seed olive oil."
Is it made from grape seed oil or olive oil?
"It's grape seed olive oil."
I told her that those two are different.
"Honey. Olive oil..."
"is what we used to refer to any type of oil."
She said that's why we say grape seed olive oil and rice bran olive oil.
I thought to myself, "This can't be right."
So, what happened next?
- We went to a supermarket. - They went to a supermarket.
- They saw it in the aisle. - Yes, it was right there.
She read the title and did this...
(Happy)
She was laughing and I was looking at the floor.
Maybe she's from a rich family?
Not really.
Hyun-chul, you had a part time job wiping cadavers when you were in the army?
- Not a part time job, that was his job. - I'm sorry.
What was your assignment?
I was a medic.
That's the best assignment.
But if you're assigned as a hospital medic,
you get paired up and practice giving injections.
On your butt and your arm.
On your butt?
In pairs.
Once on me, once on my partner.
You practice on each other.
You draw an X on the left butt when you do this.
To indicate where the shot should go.
And you have to hit it first so that there's less pain.
But I got scared, so I tossed the needle.
Like you're playing darts.
Did you do circumcisions too?
I was an assistant.
But I don't think I can do it.
Why not?
Doing primitive surgery like that...
It was in the 1980s, right?
Were you circumcised before you went to serve?
Actually, I had it done there.
Oh. Were they good?
I mean...
There's a story, huh?
They're alright. Nice and rough...
But there are good things about getting it done there.
- It's difficult, but-- - It's not cleanly done.
Did you volunteer?
I assisted with some, and I had it done on myself.
You said you'd tell us funny stories if we don't make you sing.
So you told us a lot of funny stories.
We won't make you sing if you tell us two more.
Okay, then. Just one last one.
- Or sing. - If you want to sing, you can.
I'll tell you a story.
I get nervous when I sing.
Oh, really?
My hands get sweaty when the music starts.
My mouth gets dry, I hyperventilate, and I can't start.
Okay, then tell us one more funny story.
Some people know this story. It's about a theater actor.
He's not good at memorizing the script. And the role he got was
one where he only had to say "General! General! We got a letter!"
- Simple. - Yes, so he practiced.
"General!"
And a different tone, "General!"
He practiced a lot of different versions.
And on stage, he overdid it.
"General..."
So the general asked him, "Did we get a letter?"
"Yes."
He couldn't say his line.
And his role in the next play he was in,
was a detective, also with few lines.
The suspect is in front of him, and there are other detectives.
He slams the desk, and the suspect is startled.
And his line was, "You must be scared."
- Simple. - Yes.
He practiced again.
A mean version of "You must be scared."
Another version of "You must be scared..."
And on stage...
"You be scared."
But he didn't realize he skipped a word.
And the other actors were trying hard not to laugh.
"You be scared."
And since the other actor couldn't say the next line,
he improvised to help him.
"He be scared."
Wow, that's really funny.
- She's a good wife and wise mother. - Yes, she is.
You have to mention that first.
You two have a wonderful relationship. What is your wife's strength?
Her strength. What would you praise her for?
She has great reactions and when someone gives her home-made cooking, she'll...
(She'll overreact.)
- She'll react like that. - If the food is really good, for five seconds she'll...
(Her expression will be like this for five seconds.)
- So, people will... - That's a great reaction.
- Is that how your wife reacts? - The person who cooked the food will ask,
- "What is wrong?" "It's really good." - She does overreact.
That's the best reaction you can show, if you become speechless after eating.
She reacts like that.
Since your wife is an actress, her reactions are always abundant, right?
But we heard your father did not know about this,
and so he was surprised during the early stages of your marriage.
I think we were watching "Screening Humanity."
My father didn't know her that well at that time
- They were watching a scene that tugged at the emotional heartstrings. - Right.
My wife saw that scene and...
(She started to show an abundance of emotion.)
- "Why is that person acting that way?" - Right.
My father just looked at her like this.
"Why is that person acting like that?"
- Your father was also watching it. - Yes.
"Goodness me. That person!" My father looked at her...
and asked..."What's wrong? Do you know that person?"
(His wife and father are funny.)
Your father is funny, too.
Right. Most people would only react that way if they knew the person.
She married into the right family.
We were going to start off by asking about your wife.
When my wife says a word,
if there is a word with the same letter, she'll say a similar word instead.
For example if she wants to say a spoon holder she'll say,
"Honey, give me..."
"the pencil holder."
- I instantly understand that she wants the spoon holder. - Really?
- That's amazing. - Pencil holder.
But if I tell her what she said later on,
"You called the spoon holder a pencil holder last time."
"I said that?"
"Don't make stuff up."
(They're interested in the story.)
So I made a new plan.
I decided to tell her when she made that mistake.
One day, we set the table and started to eat.
My wife wasn't eating.
"Honey, why aren't you eating?"
"My body feels heavy and I feel like I've gained weight."
"I'm going to go on a part-time job."
"I see. Diet."
(Every mistake is like a gem.)
- I thought I should tell her this straight away. - Okay.
"Why would you get a part-time job if you think you're overweight?"
(Thinking)
(She claps like a seal.)
She did that.
- A few days later, the bidet broke down. - Okay.
We went to get it fixed.
As we were coming back she said,
"Honey, wouldn't it be better to attach..."
"a navigation system to your dad's toilet, too?"
(She's a wordsmith.)
I decided to show her that she said the wrong word.
- So... - Attach a navigation system...
- Where is it going? - "The toilet is being flushed."
(The water is being flushed.)
There was this one time when our car was recalled.
We went to get it fixed.
As we came back my wife said...
"They won't be calling us to get it replied, right?"
Are there times when your wife confuses what she said with what she thinks.
Conversely, she thinks she said something she only thought of. What does this mean?
It's like this. She'd think something to herself...
- but think she said it out loud. - I was with her one time, and I guess...
she had thought to herself, "Can you get that for me?"
- before she decided to ask. - To herself?
- Right. - That's what she thought.
After a while, she'd say, "What are you doing?"
"I told you to get that." "You didn't say anything," I'd reply.
"What are you thinking about? Get a hold of yourself."
I was really just sitting there without doing anything.
You're a really good husband.
That's was a bit unfair. The opposite case is a little less frustrating.
We were planning a date for something.
She thought this to herself...
but said it aloud, "We should go on Friday."
Since I heard, I asked, "Are you sure Friday is okay for you?"
(Startled)
"How did you know?"
(Laughing)
- This one is funnier. - It's funnier than the other one.
"Didn't you say we should go on Friday?" "No, I just thought..."
"we should go on Friday to myself."
"How did you know?"
I told her, "I heard you say it." She wouldn't even listen and say,
- She's unique. - "That's spooky."
"Why is that spooky? You said it."
She wouldn't even listen.
"Now that we've lived together for so long, you can read my thoughts, can't you?"
Even after she said it?
She thinks however she wants to think.
She said, "You're really amazing."
(My husband is amazing!)
It makes me want to meet his wife.
She should come on the show.
- That's amazing. - It's the one and only Seo Hyun-chul.
Hyun-chul, you were recently playing word relay with your daughter...
and were surprised by her quick thinking.
- When we play word relay, - I play that a lot with my daughter, too.
at first, I tried to teach her a few words.
Later, whenever she couldn't find a word, she'd ask for my help. After helping...
a few times, I found myself playing the game alone.
I know. That happens.
What was she doing?
(He was fooled by his daughter.)
After a while, she did really well, so I started timing her.
I told her, "You have to say the word in five seconds."
She said, "Squid."
She started counting to five, and I found myself rushing.
- You're in a hurry. - To find the right word.
I wanted to find an easy word for her, but blurted out, "Mother."
I wasn't sure if it would be easy.
As I started counting, she opened her eyes wide...
- and was really rushing. - She can say "Nippon."
- I kept counting, "4, 5..." - "Nippon" is Japan.
As I kept counting, she hurriedly said, "Can you help me out?"
(Hyun-chul is the king of storytelling.)
Hyun-chul, when you were performing "Musical The Days" in another province,
you spoke with that place's dialect.
The other actor burst out laughing and the performance almost had to be canceled.
- You... - It wasn't an ad lib.
That was what the director told me to do.
He suggested performing with that province's dialect.
- What province was it? - It was Chungcheong Province.
- Chungcheong Province? - Before the performance began,
I remembered what the director told me.
I remembered that I was in Chungcheong Province, Daejeon.
I told the other actor,
"I'm going to speak in the Chungcheong Province dialect today." He said, "Sure."
The first scene was a very serious one.
You should know. The bodyguards all wear black.
- They climb down the rope. - Right.
The original line is, "Jeong-hak, it's a disaster."
He would say, "What is it?" It's a very desperate scene.
I was thinking of the Chungcheong Province dialect and came up the stage.
I had to say, "Jeong-hak, it's a disaster."
"Jeong-hak, something bad happened."
Something bad happened.
(It sounds very relaxing.)
- Chungcheong Province dialect doesn't sound rushed. - No matter how frantic...
- Something bad happened. - It...
Jeong-hak, something bad happened.
(The supporting actor heard the dialect.)
He lowered his eyes from my eyes to my stomach.
(He lowered his eyes from my eyes to my stomach.)
He has to say, "What is it?"
What is it?
Those playing the bodyguards at the back...
had to watch the left and right sides of the stage.
However, they gradually started to face the back.
They couldn't stop laughing.
- What was the next line? - What did you do?
The line is, "The windows are broken. I don't see Dae-sik, the escorting bodyguard."
"All hands emergency." That's what I had to say.
Instead, I said, "I went there and the windows were broken."
"I can't even see that fool, Dae-sik."
It was an emergency situation for the crew.
My senior said that we were in danger because my dialect made everyone laugh.
Everyone was tense.
We were all tense, but one of the actresses...
didn't know about this situation, and was alone in the dressing room.
She didn't know.
She had to go out with me in one of the scenes.
The first line was... After Jeong-hak gets shocked,
I had to say, "Why are you so shocked?"
"You aren't a bodyguard deep inside."
I had to say that.
I had to introduce the two. I went there.
I said, "Hey."
"Why are you so shocked?"
The actress...
(The actress wasn't prepared for this.)
She couldn't even laugh at first.
- She was shocked. - That's right. She can't laugh.
She couldn't laugh. I said, "Come here. Let me introduce you two." She was like...
(Why are you doing this to me?)
(He gave everyone a great laughter with his dialect.)
Hyun-chul prepared a personal talent he didn't show last time.
- You are very determined today. - He was too calm last time.
You are too determined today.
This is funny. A chicken that laughs after crowing.
- I'll make the chicken noise first. - Okay.
(Making a chicken noise)
- Is that a chicken noise? - It's a chicken noise.
- That's the chicken noise. - After that...
I saw a video...
of a chicken that hurt its throat.
It has to prolong the noise like this.
However, it couldn't prolong the noise. It sounded like a human laughing.
Does the chicken laugh like that?
- It does. - A real chicken?
(I'm serious.)
(Video from YouTube)
- It's true. - The chicken hurt its throat.
My goodness. It laughs like a human.
Encore.
Hyun-chul is funny.
You can also whistle with your nose.
- Whistle with your nose? - I was teasing a kid.
I told him to press my nose.
(A crystal clear sound from his nose)
(A whistling talent with his nose)
That's quite funny.
You can also stack things on your nose.
You do a lot of things with your nose.
(He can stack things on his nose.)
- The objects are coming in now. - The objects are here.
- Stacking things on your nose? - An umbrella?
- An umbrella and a scratch back? - The scratch back will be hard.
- All right. Umbrella. - Let me start with the easy one.
- My goodness... - Is an umbrella easy?
Your nose looks good.
(The umbrella stands on his nose.)
You're amazing.
(Seo Hyun-chul performs a mysterious show.)
Please stay there.
- Here. - This is hard. It's a scratch back.
- How can you do this? - The scratch back is light.
People usually do it on the other side.
(It's as if the scratch back is stuck onto his nose.)
(Exclaiming)
(He impresses them and make them laugh.)
He's really good.
Did you practice this?
No. I didn't practice. I don't know how the production team found out about this.
I only showed this to my wife.
(He only showed it to his wife.)
Do you show this to her when she's sitting down?
My wife asks me to do it from time to time.
(Praise me, Honey.)
(Cao Lu)
She's the foreign member of Fiestar who debuted 4 years ago.
And she's a star who even received the teen star awards from CCTV in China.
Really?
I don't know why someone like her came all the way to Korea to have a hard time.
Anyway, she's from the Miao clan in China.
Oh, Miao clan. They're charming.
It's Cao Lu of Fiestar!
Cao Lu, please say hello.
Hello, I'm Cao Lu who's in charge of being a Chinese member in Fiestar.
- You're in charge of... - You're in charge of being a Chinese member.
Out of all the Chinese people celebrities in Korea,
are you the only one from the Miao clan?
They might be from other clans, but I'm probably the only one from the Miao clan.
- Oh really? - Yes.
I'm the rare item.
A rare item?
You're not an object.
- She said she's a rare item. - You're a rare item?
Does Fiestar have a concept?
Like each member is in charge of a country...
- Yes. - Members in charge of rap or vocals.
- Yes. I'm in charge of the looks. - You are?
She's in charge of the looks.
Actually, I really like your song "You're Pitiful".
Can you sing a part of it for me?
That's it.
Just her part.
- She's in charge of the looks. - I'm in charge of the looks.
She thought Gook Jin was a director of a TV station who wants to host a TV show.
Because of his glasses and
he looks like he studied a lot.
Like a producer?
And his face kind of looks like a director's face.
His face?
You know, the look.
Did you audition for Real Men 2?
Yes, around this time last year.
Second season?
It was when Amber was on Real Men.
That's the first season.
2nd season.
No, it was the third season.
It was the second season.
That lady was on the third season.
She called her that lady.
Cao Lu must have meant to say "she."
You should be understanding.
I have a name, you know.
Did I say it wrong?
We have a polite word for you in Chinese.
Cao Lu, but the word, lady, can be like-
'what the heck do you know, lady?'
If you use the word lady-
Anyhow, so why do you think you failed the audition?
The moment I got off the car, I saluted to everyone.
It's Korean People's Army's way.
- What army is that? - North Korea.
- I should salute like this? - Yeah, the other one was North Korea's.
You don't need to salute to him. He was a public service agent.
- So what happened? - I kept on my soldier impression.
One day, I saw news that Amber was joining Real Men.
I was like, Amber was a foreigner too?
And since she belongs to a powerful company--
Because her company is powerful.
I watched her on the show.
She was adorable.
How she says, 'Forget about it,' is so cute.
Cao Lu, you acted rudely to your professor, because of
the language misunderstanding?
There was this professor who favored me.
Everytime he saw me, he'd go like, 'hey little kiddo.You're so cute, kiddo.'
I got upset and asked him why he called me a kiddo.
He said it's not intended for condescension when used with smile.
It means that the person cares about you and likes you.
It's like calling someone my baby.
I understood it as a good word to use to someone I like.
Next time I saw that professor,
I got up and said, 'Hi, professor kiddo!'
- Did you really do that? - Yes.
You can't say that. You can't use that word to elders.
The professor must have been shocked.
Cao Lu, you tried to go all the way to Shincheon just to pee?
My manager asked me where I was going after work.
I said I was going to buy clothes at Shincheon.
But apparently it sounded like I was going to go pee in Shincheon.
I said I was going to buy some clothes. (Similar Korean pronunciation)
He was like, "wait, what are you doing at Shincheon?"
- Why do you have to go pee in Shincheon? - Just because.
He said go to the restroom if you need to pee.
Cao Lu, you prepared to show us some of your talents today?
You prepared four of them?
- You know how to recite Korean alphabets in order, right? - Yes.
Can you do it backwards?
- That's really hard to do. - I can do it.
Let us hear it.
Only non-native Korean speakers can do that.
We can't even check whether she was doing it right or not.
It should have ended with Ga, because that's the first alphabet. Why didn't it?
No, she did other sets too.
- I said, so, Bo, mo, ro, do, no, go. It ended with go. - She did it all.
Idiot!
You're an idiot.
Gosh, this is great.
I'm sorry.
How could you call me an idiot?
I was right though.
It's just that I've never seen someone does this.
Sorry.
He's controlling himself really hard.
He's not an idiot.
You'd have been in big trouble if you did that that old Gu-Ra.
But you can't recite Korean alphabet in order, right?
Right.
What the heck.
See? She can only do it backward.
I can do it up to here. Ga, Na, da, Na, ma, Ba, sa.
She did it wrong.
You did it wrong again.
What's the Chinese tongue twister?
We have tongue twisters in China. Sentences that are hard to pronounce.
They have different notes for each word.
Okay, what's the second one?
Alright. Second one.
Are you making this up?
- You are just saying any words, right? - She's making it up.
No, it's real.
- Do it again. - What's the meaning of it?
800 soldiers are going to the north.
Soldiers with cannons are also going to the north. Something like this.
- They all go to the north. - To the north.
Why don't you do it again?
(Soldiers! Move to the north)
That's just...
You expect me to do that?
- You can make yourself cry in 10 seconds? - While doing a skit.
- Let's watch. - In Chinese?
She'll do in Korean.
Here I go.
Who are you acting with?
Be quiet.
Gu-Ra.
Do you think you're good looking?
What's up with a script?
Well, you are not.
I never said I was good looking.
You don't know how ugly you are. Darn it.
Someone should tell him.
That I am ugly?
You are ugly.
- I am so sorry for you. - She got it.
Are you laughing?
You are ugly too.
It's not funny. What are we gonna do about him?
His face is so huge,
and his chin is protruding.
It's so sad.
I can't tell you how much that makes me want to cry.
I feel you. I do.
That's enough.
That was great.
(Cao Lu, a variety gem from China)
(Ra Mi-ran)
From the lady next door to the slave lady in historical dramas,
she's the one who plays all the ladies.
She looks familiar so you might mistake her for
a lady from your neighborhood. It's Ra Mi-ran!
You're the lady from all over the neighborhood.
You've played all kinds of ladies, and this time you played a pervert lady?
- In Hello Ghost? - Yes.
My character didn't have a line originally.
My character was just supposed to drop the blanket
when Tae-hyun's character pee on the street.
But because that doesn't have any impact.
I did about 12 ad libs for that scene.
I did something like, "I guess you really had to go."
After trying this and that for like twelve times,
I go like, "what are you doing? Are you hitting on me?"
Tae-hyun laughed so hard.
So this lady got the wrong idea.
"Are you hitting on me now?"
The director decided to use that one.
He picked the best one out of all the takes.
He kept asking for more, so I ended up doing 12.
Then he asked for more.
So I was like, "I got no more!"
So that was it.
You played the "yogurt lady" in the movie "Spy".
It's "yogurt agent".
Oh, you were an agent.
And you were supposed to secretly watch Daniel Henney peeing.
It seems like you do that often.
Is that in your contract? You have to see a male actor pee?
I'd like to see you pee, too.
I think people don't really feel comfortable seeing too much of us.
They become curious when we just show up briefly...
When did you play a big role?
What movie didn't do well that you played a big role in?
I've never played a big role...
What movie was a hit where we don't see you much?
"The Host".
- You were in that movie? - What role did you play?
I was the lady who stomps her feet.
Oh, when her kid gets--
- Yes, I say "My baby's in there!" - Right!
The lady who stomps her feet.
You didn't have a name?
That's how the roles are named. "Fat man".
"Man who gets eaten by the monster", "girl with headphones"...
Have you done a "court lady?"
I think I've seen her as a court lady.
I haven't done a court lady, but in "Portrait of a Beauty" I was the wife of an official.
But a lustful one.
One who likes to play dirty games at a temple...
When you smile like that, you look lustful.
I did a lot of scenes with nudity.
When I debuted, too.
- Really? - What was your debut?
It was "Lady Vengeance".
There was a scene at the public bath house.
The camera zooms out from my butt.
That was the first scene of my very first movie.
- Your first movie sold over 3,000,000 tickets. - Yes.
People in the industry must acknowledge you for having a nice figure.
My body is very natural looking.
- Natural? - Yes, nothing's been done.
Whether it's my face or my body.
I think I'm the average woman of Korea.
I have some belly fat, and my arms are fat too. Because I'm at that age.
- It's natural. - Your arms are indeed fat.
They're fatter than yours.
You're in only two scenes in "Runway Cop",
and you and Hong Seok-cheon kissed. And it was improvised?
Seok-cheon was supposed to act happy, but he can only do so much.
But the director kept the cameras rolling.
And then he kissed me all of a sudden.
How did it feel?
I didn't really feel anything.
With Hong Seok-cheon, it's 100% acting.
And then he said "That was my first time kissing a woman, and it's her!"
It was him who kissed me!
Mi-ran said Woo-shik was popular among the female staff members?
Because he has a cute face...
And he's tall and fashionable...
The women liked him a lot.
I can see it.
No, it's kind of--
He's charming because he doesn't look that smart.
If a man's perfect, like Jo In-sung, that's not attractive.
Really?
Jang Dong-gun, Jo In-sung... You get tired of men like that easily.
Are you saying that because you'll never work with them in the future?
I personally prefer narrow eyes.
So Ji-sub or Yoo Seung-ho, who I recently have my eye on...
Yoo Seung-ho.
I'm going to get him when he's out of the army...
Aren't you married?
Who said I'm going to marry him?!
You're being an amateur.
You look very Korean, but you have a kind of "Sex and the City" feel to you.
I think you're a very classy person.
Are you from Gangnam?
I'm from Gangwon Province.
I'm sorry.
Where in Gangwon?
Gohan, Gangwon.
Gohwan? (Testes in Korean)
This is what happens.
- I know where it is. - Oh, Gohan.
Not Gohwan, Gohan.
What kind of city is called Gohwan? It's Gohan, of course.
You're very talented. You can sing, dance, and you learned mask dance?
- I was in the mask dance club in school. - I see.
It suits your image.
You kind of look like...
(Annoyed)
Like a mask... Did people tell you that a lot?
People told me I looked like a kabuki actor.
(Too funny)
- Kabuki actor... - The Japanese theater?
Your friends from the club told you, huh?
Because my eyes were narrow, so...
They told me I look like a shaman...
Because I don't look very friendly at first, people don't feel comfortable around me.
That's why I try to talk more so that people can feel comfortable.
You played Uhm Jung-hwa's friend in the movie "Dancing Queen."
And people were shocked when you called her "unnie?" (older sister)
I look old enough to be her aunt...
Not that old.
- She's actually older than me. - She's the same age as me.
- Born in 1969? - Yes.
That's a very sexy year.
You like stuff like that?
That's how she talks.
Why aren't you laughing?
You can laugh. You should laugh at things like that.
I do look older than my age.
And on screen I look about 10 years older than in person.
And look about 10kg fatter.
- You look your age. - I think so, too.
We're supposed to be friends in the movie, but I usually call her "unnie."
So I guess people have been talking about that?
(Kang Kyun-sung)
"I'm going to stay chaste." "I have lustful desires."
We never know what he'll say next.
He got tired of being single so he turned into a woman.
That's simple.
Is he a hermaphrodite?
You think you're manly when you control yourself when you're making out?
Yes.
Can you elaborate on that?
What do you mean? I don't understand.
When I'm making out with a girl...
Aahh!
This is so hard.
Like that. I talk in a manly voice.
When you're making out.
We're like this...
Ahh!
It's really hard to control myself.
But I have to. I have no choice.
Because I love you.
What's the woman's reaction?
Wouldn't she be like, "Ahh!"
(Old men talking amongst themselves)
But I can still show her that I don't have any issues.
Oh, like a sign?
For example, I can hug her tighter when we hug.
What are you talking about?
Like he told us, Kyun-sung's parents both worked when he was little.
So he watched porn for the first time when he was in 7th grade at home.
So you have a distorted perspective on love?
It wasn't at home. A friend of mine said he had something good to show me.
And he showed me porn.
At first, it made me feel nauseous.
So it was hard core porn.
But I couldn't forget that image.
- You were shocked. - Yes, because I was in 7th grade.
So I still hate him.
(Resentment in his eyes)
He showed me porn too soon.
So when did your perspective get corrected?
Slowly. The process is still going on.
You're good at impressions.
Jang Yun-jeong's "Oh My Goodness" sung by angry Kim Kyung-ho.
One of Kim Kyung-ho's songs goes like...
You know that part, right?
Oh My Goodness, Oh My Goodness, don't do this
Do one more.
Do Yoon Min-soo.
Yoon Min-soo is...
(Something like this?)
I prepared a version where he has bad jaws.
That was awesome!
You're good at this.
- Yoon Min-soo was good. - Do Kim Jang-hoon.
Normal Kim Jang-hoon isn't that funny.
Kim Jang-hoon's singing voice resembles chickens.
- A collaboration? - I'm going to connect those two.
It's ridiculous but funny.
Kyun-sung, you're back in all your glory.
He wanted to thank Gu-Ra and Jong-shin...
for letting him express his madness instead of tamping it down.
- He did well then. - He did so well.
How many buttons did you skip? How much are you trying to show?
Today, he looks more like a middle-aged actress.
You announced you'll stay chaste until marriage. Did you, so far?
Yes, I'm still keeping the promise, but it tough and stressful.
Are you trying to stay that way because you said it on TV?
I have to admit that is partly true.
Premarital chastity is important because such relations...
are pleasurable but also result in the creation of life.
I honor those values.
I wanted to wait until I'm married.
Is it to prevent a possible pregnancy?
That is an issue,
but there's no such thing as foolproof contraception.
- He values life. - Unless I tie my wrists.
Why you wrists?
They can cause all sorts of problems.
(These two look uncomfortable.)
Didn't you say touching is allowed?
There is a clear line. When we kiss, only a little peck is allowed.
Too much contact or kissing results in swapping body fluids.
It's hard not to move on to the next stage.
We can hug each other...
but we can't make contact beneath the navel.
- Just your torsos? - That's terrible.
Like this. This is fine.
- Would your girlfriend like that? - You're trying really hard.
- Would she like that? - That's why...
- I need to get married. - You'd feel distant.
There are times when I really have a hard time holding back.
Let me tell you what happened.
- I woke up one morning and... Yes.- Right.
- That's just natural. - Something natural happened.
- I had to clean up. - What?
- Clean up.- What?
I washed my own underwear.
Oh, you took care of it.
You had no control.
- I didn't. - You lost control.
Am I odd?
I want to ask these two younger men if what I'm thinking...
is really that strange.
- What do you think? - What''s your opinion?
Would you join him?
(Join?)
Oh, that's the wrong verb.
They're actors, so they need to be cared for.
We should protect them.
- You don't have to announce it. - Right.
- Whether you'll stay chaste or not. - Right?
- Right. - I respect his views.
- Do you? - You respect him.
- Is that it? - Well...
Kyun-sung prepared a special talent...
to show on Radio Star.
- I will imitate the MCs. - The MCs.
- Start with Gook Jin. - With Gook Jin,
his upper lip covers...
- his lower lip a bit. - You are right.
I will makes his surprised face after I set my lips.
(He shakes his head like a scared Chihuahua.)
(Gook Jin can't help but laugh.)
That's exactly what Gook Jin does.
He look like Gook Jin.
(Two Chihuahuas entered the set.)
- Then I will imitate Jong-shin. - How will you imitate me?
- May I use your glasses? - Give them to him.
I will use these...
to show you what we used to do as children.
I will put on these glasses.
- Then I do this. - It goes on your nose bridge.
My goodness.
(His bare face provides entertainment as well.)
Like this.
(He shortened the distance between his eyes.)
Then comes the mouth.
(He sticks out his mouth.)
I don't do that!
(He is about to pass out from laughing.)
He looks exactly like Jong-shin!
(Exactly like him x 3)
- Imitate Gu-Ra. - It's Gu-Ra's turn.
- It will be hard to imitate me. - Gu-Ra looks...
dissatisfied.
(A dissatisfied look is his trademark.)
I need to knit my brows first.
"What are you talking about?" with my brows in place,
His lips are not completely symmetrical.
- They tilt to the left. - That's right. They do.
- You are good at this. - With my brows in place,
I will stick out my chin and twist my lips.
(He sticks out his chin and twists his lips.)
(Gu-Ra is speechless.)
(Please don't imitate since it ruins your looks.)
You look like you have a facial paralysis.
Imitate Park Jin Young without teeth.
Jin Young sometimes adds ad-libs.
Standing behind you
When he does that,
his lips cover his teeth from time to time.
It looks like this.
(When he adds ad-libs, his teeth go missing.)
I will act out a scene...
- Where his teeth go missing... - That's good.
- during the performance. - Which song will you sing?
- I will sing "Proposal Song". - "Proposal Song".
I will live forever
With you
(His teeth missing.)
(Kyun Hyun's teeth go missing, too.)
You should pick up your teeth.
That's right.
(He puts his teeth back in place.)
Kyun-sung, You have many ways to get rid of your male impulses?
You have various exercise?
I ride bicycles.
I ride like crazy.
After exercising a lot,
my lower body gets exhausted.
I can't think of anything else.
Bowling?
I throw the bowling ball...
thinking of my wedding night.
I destroy the bowling pins.
- I'm also playing table tennis. - Table tennis?
Gook Jin is also good at table tennis.
Really? Let's play together.
- Try it there. - Should we play?
- Try it. - Act it out?
- Just act it out? - Yes.
- Without balls? - Just do it.
- They're playing table tennis. - The editing team will be busy.
(Radio Star Table Tennis Match Gook Jin versus Kyun-sung)
(Gook Jin's serve.)
He's good.
(Icon of purity table tennis match)
They're both good.
(They're evenly matched.)
There they go.
(Kyun-sung goes on the attack.)
(His desires explode.)
(He nearly got hit.)
(They're playing in the same direction now.)
Where did it go?
It's baseball.
(It's turned into baseball.)
It's become baseball.
Now it's fencing.
(It's turned into fencing.)
It's fencing.
(The icons of purity do a variety of exercises.)
Here's the ball.
(Lee Si-eon)
From "Reply 1997,"
Seo In-guk, Jung Eun-ji, even Shin So-yul became a star.
But there's one unfortunate guy who didn't get stardom.
Please REPLY!
Mr. Lee Si-eon.
Yoo Ah-in chose you as the most macho guy he knows.
The reason is that you LOVE women so much.
- What did you do? - Nothing, really.
Night calls out for him.
Are you implying night clubs when you say "night"?
He prefers regular clubs to night clubs.
I'd like to see what kind of dance he does.
Let us see.
What kind of dance do you do usually?
I'm a gentleman, so I don't just go dance with any women.
I just stand by the wall--
Let us see what you do in the club.
- It's just my basic move. - Our writer can be your partner.
So we can see how he does.
I can tell she goes to a club often.
Keep going.
He's going for her.
(He's a gentleman who gets drinks for the ladies)
- Like that? - He gets them drinks.
Women is one subject that always follows Si-eon.
- Are you seeing anyone? - Yes.
Is it serious?
It's been two weeks.
It's been two weeks since what? Since you asked her out?
Yes, because I asked her out on the day we met.
Say something to your two-week-old girlfriend.
- It's been 22 days. - There'll be news about his wedding soon.
Apparently, we've been together for 22 days today.
Let's make our love last long.
Everything you heard from this show is a lie. Don't pay any heed.
- I don't go to clubs. - You're lying!
You know me.
Si-eon is an eccentric person.
When he was shooting Reply 1997,
he fiercely opposed the casting of Seo In-guk and Jung Eun-ji
even though he's got only a supporting role.
No one gave him that authority.
They saved the show.
I just didn't want them to be in.
Did the director ask for your opinion?
I asked him who will get the main role.
He said he's considering those two.
So I told him that was a bad idea.
A bad idea...
- It turned out to be a great idea. - They were awesome.
I met them for the first time on the script reading day, and they were spectacular.
- So you changed your mind? - Not so easy.
Still, it's a bad idea.
I didn't change my mind even after a couple of episodes were aired.
It could've been better with other actors.
- What about after the huge success? - Now I respect In-guk.
I always call them and stuff.
They say you are a man born to hit on women.
What on earth?
This is my second time appearing on this show.
I was hoping I could change the impression I'd made last time.
After the last appearance, people look at me like I'm a womanizer.
How about you tell us why Si-eon became known as a womanizer?
After we finished the shooting,
Si-eon made a big speech about how to seduce a woman.
What did I say?
I can't say that on TV.
Si-eon, do you have a desire--
My desire?
Do you want to go out with a top actress?
I don't really hang out with actresses.
Yeah right.
You know a lot of them.
You showed me the pictures in your phone.
I don't recall anything like that.
- Are you afraid of a scandal? - NO!
Then I'll keep my mouth shut.
Such a blabbermouth.
Last time Si-eon appeared on our show,
he made a shocking comment about In-gook and Eun-ji being not good enough.
This time, he said Lee Jong-suk and Han Hyo-joo are not good enough.
- I didn't-- - If they are not good enough, who is?
That's not what I said. It's not true.
I guess you just can't stand it when other people are more successful.
I really can't. That's true.
Especially when other actors make it more successful, I get so jealous.
- Really? - I work harder because of that.
I admit that I'm jealous and think of what I can do to improve.
- I can do what they can do! - Who are you most jealous these days?
- Jo Jung-suk. - Jo Jung-suk?
He's a bit out of your league though.
Most people are jealous of their peers who are a little better than them.
You'll only harm yourself.
(What are you gonna do?)
In "Modern Farmer," there's a scene in which Si-eon breastfeed a puppy.
It was the greatest moment!
- Thank you so much. - It was awesome.
But when I was actually shooting the scene,
I had to wait for a long time with two puppies by my chest.
I was waiting for them to suckle on it.
I felt depressed, wondering what the heck I was doing.
I'm an actor. Is it something I should be doing?
The line was hilarious too. Once the puppy starts to suckle,
my characters gets aroused.
And I go like, "hey! What are you doing?" but then I go, "I guess you're lonely too."
While I am doing that, the girl I like appears.
She's like, "What are you doing?"
So I take off the puppy, and my nipple gets torn. That's how it was supposed to go.
- It gets torn? - Because the puppy was biting on it.
But the puppy won't suckle. After waiting for like an hour--
- The director got ham for dogs. - He prepared it in advance.
He used a swab to get the grease of the ham and put it on my nipple.
And the puppy started to go at it like crazy.
(Licking on the ham grease)
What the heck are you doing?
You bastard, what are you doing to that dog?
(A great scene made possible by ham)
I thought I was going to lose my nipple.
Can you show it to us?
Let's listen to Lee Si-eon's "Line Up."
How am I supposed to sing this?
(The shooting date of the show coincided with the 20th anniversary of H.O.T)
He prepared a performance.
(He's calling out to the spirits of animals)
(Laugh breaks out the moment he starts to sing)
(Unstable notes were well expected)
(Drawing in the energy)
The end was really good.
It was awesome.
You came prepared.
The moment you turned your back to play the piano, I knew you'd make it.
(Bae Jung-nam)
Our next guest was known for his incredible fashion sense 15 years ago.
He's very handsome.
Due to an incident that he didn't expect, he became Marcos's man.
Today, he has come on to bring fun and joy for the three other guests.
His mouth is still filled with life. It's Bae Jung-nam.
- Jung-nam, could you introduce yourself? - Okay.
Hello.
I'm the model and actor, Bae Jung-nam. It's nice to meet you.
He looks like he has strong characteristics.
Sung-kyun, you said that your goal today...
was to dig out the entertainment gem. Who are you talking about?
I was talking about Jung-nam.
I don't have the sense required for a variety show.
- Where is your hometown? - It's Busan.
People also often say this about him,
"He needs to enter the variety world not the acting world."
Would he make a better entertainer than an actor?
Aren't you looking down on variety shows too much?
He's really funny.
Okay. We'll look forward to it.
Hye-eun, didn't you say that you were worried about today because of Jung-nam.
I was worried that the viewers would have trouble understanding him.
You're going to have to interpret for him.
I do know how to talk in a Seoul dialect.
When I speak in a Seoul dialect, my true character doesn't come out.
My voice changes.
- I understand that. - Exactly.
- Can you say something in a Seoul dialect? - Shall I try?
People from Gyeongsang Province think that they are speaking in a Seoul dialect.
Sung-kyun and Woo-jin were hurt by how the youngest,
Jung-nam would pick and choose who to speak informally to.
I was shocked. He started to talk to me in an informal way.
As an example I might say, "Hey, have you tried braised sole?"
"Yes. Yes. It's really tasty."
"Why are you talking to me like that?" He'd reply, "I was talking to myself."
He'd continue, "I grew up with my grandmother."
I don't do that.
At first, I accepted that he spoke like that because that's how he grew up.
But when he talks to Cho Jin-woong,
he sits up straight...
and says, "You're right. Yes. You're absolutely right."
He knows how to speak formally.
- Do you choose who to speak formally to? - What happened was,
I'm very close with Sung-kyun and Woo-jin.
When I become close with someone, I shorten my words without realizing it.
When I first spoke with Jin-woong,
What did you say?
With Mr. Cho--
- Did you say his name in an informal way? - He does that a lot.
His pride got in the way.
(Jung-nam, you've gotten a little too big for your boots.)
We had a lot of scenes on the beach.
So there were a lot of scenes where he was only in his underwear.
But when you look at his chest, it's amazing.
- Does he have a nice body? - He has a beautiful body.
We can't tell right now.
I'm trying to cut down because it is so big.
You must use expressions like that quite often.
- It's the first time I've said that about a man's chest. - Is that right?
- Yes. - It must be amazing.
Anyone who looks at it will agree on how attractive it is.
Sung-kyun, you said that Jung-nam has gotten addicted to going around naked.
He goes in and out on set only in his underwear.
You didn't know where to look.
I thought that we were filming in a foreign country.
- I see. He wears underwear like that. - His chest is pretty, right?
- He's holding a fishing pole. - I see.
- Is that your underwear? - Sorry?
It would be his. Who would they belong to?
- I'm just saying... - Are you telling us...
Is that his dad's underwear then?
Your stomach is protruding more than I thought it would.
Wait, I arched my back.
- It's all right. You have a fit body. - You have good proportions.
What is it?
(Culture shock)
- Gosh. - What?
(Repulsed)
- That was... - He was trying to tan this part too.
It must have been hungry. It's eating into his buttocks.
- He was trying to tan them. - He looks cool.
- We were out fishing. - Yes?
Kim Jong-soo told me, "Jung-nam, try to make a thong."
- It was just for fun? - I didn't know he would take a photo.
I'm not a crazy person. That's just...
It feels like it is Jung-nam's special today.
Woo-jin also stated that Jung-nam...
- turns the set of the movie into a runway. - Yes.
Show us your walk.
- Yes, show us. - You're a model, right?
- You can circle around the room. - It's been so long since I last did this.
As expected of a model, his pants are really cool.
(Everyone is looking forward to this.)
(He flaunts his hanbok pants as he starts walking down the runway.)
(He walks forward, full of charisma.)
(Screeching)
(He's super nervous)
Relax.
(He looks like he'll burn up the camera...)
(This is a model's charisma.)
- He's got a good feel. - Even though he's short, he's still confident.
While he was boasting his body during surfing,
- almost lost a very important part of his body. - Yes.
- Was it an important part? - Is it the part that we're thinking of?
- All parts of the body is important. - Right.
Is there a part of the body that isn't important?
From the context of what is written here, it's obvious.
When you look at TV shows overseas,
- when people go surfing, they have their shirts off. - Yes.
- They wear togs and stand on the board, right? - That's right.
- That image was really cool. - Right.
I thought that I was ready for it too.
- Your body was ready. - It was my first time learning how to surf.
A younger friend of mine was teaching me.
You have to rub wax on the surfing board so that it won't be slippery.
Everyone was surfing with a wetsuit on.
I had a great body. So, I got on without a wetsuit on.
- I got on. But after two hours, - "I got on." Okay.
My chest had been rubbing against the wax,
and this part here started to bleed.
- That's the part you were talking about. - I thought so.
I see. That's something I hadn't expected.
- Anyway, - I thought you were talking about this part.
- I came back out after surfing for two hours. - Okay.
I thought that I had been rubbing my chest against sandpaper.
I couldn't put on my clothes.
My chest couldn't bear the touch of the shirt, so I had to go home like this.
- It stings. - I looked at my chest later,
I had scabs on my chest.
I thought that they would come off as soon as I tried to take them off.
It really was that serious.
You're over-exaggerating the story.
Are you telling me that they would have come off? No way.
I'm not joking but almost two thirds of it was covered in a scab.
As soon as I took it off, I thought only one third of it would remain.
Even if I have skin to replace it.
(He almost lost a precious part of his chest.)
The related search word that comes up when you type up your name...
- is the name "Marcos." - Yes.
- you also had "taxi robber" next to your name too. - You caught a taxi robber?
What is it? Did you catch one?
Did you think he was the robber?
- But, back then... - I was just asking him about it.
There are some people believed I punched someone.
Some time later, "Bae Jung-nam taxi robber" came up on the internet.
"He's going all the way, isn't he?"
In fact, when the first incident came up on the internet,
- they linked that with the second search words "taxi robber." - They linked that.
But if you click on that link, you'd find out I caught a taxi robber.
- How did you catch him? - How?
I was going home late at night...
when suddenly the car in front of me crashed into the streetlight.
The taxi driver was running away.
And later, the passenger ran out, running the other way.
- The driver crashed on purpose? - They both planned it.
I yelled, "What's going on?"
The driver saw me.
He ran to me.
He kept saying, "Robber! Robber!" and suddenly I...
turned my car around and drove after him.
I saw someone running alone in the middle of the night.
I knew it was him right away.
So I brought my car closer to the guy.
- It's like a scene from "Veteran." - I rolled down my window and yelled, "Hey!"
They say "Hey!" like that in Busan.
When I yelled, he suddenly flinched.
I dove out of the car...
- and aimed to grab his hands first. - To prevent him from using weapons...
With all my might, I grabbed on to his hands.
I guess I pressed too hard because he kept saying, "It hurts."
- It's true. - If you press that hard, he'll die.
- But because he was a robber, I... - You couldn't help yourself.
- You didn't want to be caught unguarded. - I had adrenaline running through me.
- That's all right. - No need to be so formal.
- The cops came and arrested him. - Your manager called them?
When the taxi driver thanked me, I couldn't help but feel a little proud.
The next day, they told me to come in for an award.
I got an award and displayed it in my house.
When I get married...
When else will I receive an award from the country?
Jung-nam can speak in a second language.
- He knows how to speak in body language and say the word, "Sure." - Sure.
- He's good. - He's good. "Sure."
I lived in New York for one year.
- Is that so? - Yes.
You got to travel to New York, Paris and Manila clubs because you were a model.
I went to visit New York.
I hated how people looked down on Asians.
Since I like clothes,
I need to leave a strong impressions on these people.
I wore a top-to-bottom red suit.
I went clubbing with my younger friends that evening.
The manager at the club said, "I love your shirt."
He was Italian.
I told him that I had made this myself.
It's not true. But I wanted to get in the club.
"Can I buy it?" I told him that I'd give this to him as a present.
That's how I got into the club.
- After I succeeded there. I tried it in Paris. - I see.
- I went to Paris. - You were challenging the cities.
- This is Korean power. - Korean power.
Your sense of patriotism seems really strong.
I decided to go to Europe with an Asian style.
- I went there wearing a hanbok. - You went there in a hanbok.
My pants were in an Asian style. Silk is really pretty.
As I was walking by, a foreigner looked at me,
and asked me about my pants.
I told him it was Korean traditional pants.
I told him that I had made it.
He said it's beautiful.
He gave me his name card.
He was a famous editor from Vogue magazine.
He told me that he was having a party and invited me to come.
I replied, "Sure, why not?"
I conquered Paris like that.
Now, Manila,
I had gone there with Seung-bum.
The upstairs of the club was really loud.
You get the feeling, right? I decided that was the spot.
I had never been in a club with so many attractive people before.
- Everyone was attractive. - Everyone there was a celebrity.
Many people there were mixed race people. I'm attracted to them.
That's his preference. Why are you laughing?
- Aren't we allowed to laugh? - This is Radio Star!
My job is to act shocked. It's my role.
- Keep laughing. - Do I need your permission to laugh?
They are very cool.
These people who looked like designers came to me.
They came up and said, "Hi, I'm Nicole." I acted cool.
I said, "Hi, I'm Jake."
They asked if I wanted to join them. I said, "Sure, why not?"
Someone posted a story about you, Jung-nam.
"It happened last year at a small alley in Itaewon."
"There was a really big and handsome dog."
"Someone was next to the dog. I assumed it was the owner."
- "It was Jung-nam." - Okay.
"He really did resemble the dog."
"I was shocked to find out that you were as good-looking as the dog."
- What kind of dog was it? - It was a Doberman Pinscher.
- He does resemble that dog. - They give off a similar vibe.
This is the photo of Jung-nam with the dog.
Look at how pretty the ears are.
- Gosh. - He really does look like a model.
He really does look cool.
He looks better in the photos.
Well, when it comes to tops,
if you roll the sleeves up a little, it fits him really well.
It suited him so well, that I tried putting a different shirt on him.
- It suited him really well. - He really is good-looking.
- He looks like a real person. - When you take clothes to him, he raises his arm.
- He's over-exaggerating again. - No way.
- Shall I bring him on? - Why would you bring him on here?
You over-exaggerate a lot.
- The dog wouldn't do that. - No way.
If he's sitting like this, the dog actually does lift his arm like this.
(Sleepy)
He's the weakest of the weak.
The only thing he can brag about is the stories of his ex-girlfriend.
Will it rain next Tuesday? (Implying his ex-girlfriend Hwayobi)
Sleepy from Untouchable.
Why are you touching that?
It's about time we change this.
- Only the cloth has been changed. - Let's get a new one.
I think you guys should really change the set.
Sleepy's walking on eggshells right now.
Are you uncomfortable?
It's my first time appearing on a variety show, and he's really charismatic.
How did that guy came out here?
- I somehow got pushed in. - How?
- Your manager got you the show? - No, the CEO of my company.
The reason Gu-ra said Sleepy's walking on eggshells is--
you know how you turn your head to look at someone.
But Sleepy was doing this.
- He's scared. - You can look at him.
He kept moving his eyes only.
He's a rapper though.
I really have to do something to make an impression today.
- Let's talk about the bicycle incident. - The bicycle story.
We thought that roller blades would be slower.
So we caught up with others from time to time--
We made it to Jamshil and were coming back.
Now the real story begins.
There has been a report that Sleepy dozed off.
He's about to save the guy.
You should wake up now. It's about to hit the climax.
- Here's a pillow. - Oh.
Pillow?
You can rest your head on it.
(He told him to sleep, so he's really sleeping)
Sleepy, take a nap while I finish the story.
- He dozed off? - Stay like that.
He must be confused.
- Can I really sleep? - Yes.
Just until this story ends.
He's really doing it.
Don't open your eyes.
(He looks like he's being punished)
So I was on my way--
There was a bicycle in the middle of the road.
And this person was there--
I told you to sleep.
He's sleeping on eggshells now.
Seriously.
I didn't expect he'd really sleep now.
Sleepy's doing well today.
He's making his name remembered.
- You can sleep until the story ends. - We'll be a little noisy.
I think his bracelets are going to leave marks on his forehead.
Anyways, the bicycle was on the road and--
this guy was sitting next to it.
From far away--
- Kyu-hyun, are you listening? - Yes.
He has to sleep. He must be tired.
(Laughing guy/ talking guy/ sleeping guy)
- Did you come up with the name Sleepy? - My friend told me to use it.
Do you usually do what others tell you to do?
I tend to.
Do you get swayed easily?
Are you here today because someone tell you to do it?
Yeah, but I wanted to be here too.
This is a golden opportunity!
Then why did you fall asleep?
It didn't really go well, did it?
I think I bombed it.
- I haven't been able to sleep past few days. - Because of this?
- Oh no. - People keep telling me this.
They kept saying what a good opportunity it is.
You have to kill this one, Sleepy.
Do anything necessary. Yell at Gu-ra.
- Do something, anything. - Why didn't you?
- Do it! - How can I?
So I told them,
YOU do it!
Why do they bug me? I just can't.
What's the Sleepy cardboard?
I thought it was Kim C.
What's that gun?
When I was young, I wanted to look strong.
- Is this a toy gun? - It's a lighter.
Some foreigners don't know about Korea's strict gun policy,
so they thought it was real and got scared.
I had a hard time growing that mustache.
So I joined the online body hair community.
It's the most famous one.
- Online body hair community? - I don't have much body hair.
I only have about 50 hair on my armpit.
So I asked around.
They said I shouldn't shave. Never.
Don't ever shave.
Only hair that has grown knows how to grow.
So I didn't shave for three years.
- That's how you got this? - Yeah, it really grew.
It took you three years.
They said you shouldn't shave.
Shaving doesn't make the hair grow thicker.
Only hair that has grown knows how to grow.
- You must be jealous of Min-soo. - Very much so.
I heard that you used to analyze the reasons that you're not popular all the time.
I was worried that I didn't have many fans.
- It's important to have the strong fanbase. - You don't have fans?
No.
People only recognize me.
Why do you think Dynamic Duo is popular?
They were in the right time.
It was because the time was right.
He gives lots of excuses.
Then why is Beenzino popular?
- Because he went to Seoul National University. - Right.
- Then how about Dok2? - He..
It's because he came out on SMTM.
Because of Show Me the Money?
He has reasons for everything.
Actors should be able to act.
Rappers should be good at rapping.
And they have the plus something.
- It's because of that plus something. - You came out on Real Men though.
That's why my song is in top 30.
Is it true that Lee Gook-ju has been very unresponsive to your advances,
that you felt a little disappointed?
She came into my bedroom one time and she wasn't feigned in the least.
- In your bedroom? - I felt nothing.
- Even a little bit? - No.
Seriously, Sleepy is someone you'd want to care for,
but he's not the heart-throb type.
He doesn't want to accept it.
Don't I look a little more charming today?
I don't like this, here.
The skulls on Sleepy's scarf don't look chic...but rather bleak.
Because he wanted to work with Gray,
he was brave enough to barge into AOMG.
You like to do things in person, don't you? - Yes.
You're kind of like a gangster.
People who are famous for hip-hop or RnB are all avoiding my calls...
because I ask them to feature in my song.
With Crush, I asked him...
for a song if he couldn't feature in my song.
He refused but we bumped into each other at the set of "Running Man."
- Crush must have felt so awkward. - You're so persistent.
I asked how he was and he said, "I was busy."
I said, "I understand."
Of course I understand.
The ones that I can get in touch with...
are Simon Dominic, Loco and Beenzino. They pick up my calls.
- They refuse if they can't make it. - You said Beenzino is avoiding you.
- What? - You said he wasn't picking up your calls.
He just doesn't call back however many missed calls I leave him.
I just have to keep calling him.
With people like Beenzino, you have to keep up with their social media.
If they upload a photo from an open space,
- Somewhere open. - that's when I call them.
- Then they pick up? - They think I'm watching them from somewhere.
They look around?
Like this? That's creepy.
If they upload a photo in the middle of a big street...
and it's only been a minute,
it's obvious they're still there.
- That's when I call them. - Then they think you're watching them.
- They think I've seen them. - Then they pick up.
- Gosh. - You're so meticulous.
He's creepy.
- He gets in touch strategically. - No, look.
- It's because they won't keep their word. - Just write your own song.
Sleepy is not close to Jay but he wants to befriend him...
- to gain more social media followers. - He's using people again.
It's just that if I take a photo with someone popular, I get more followers.
What's so bad about that? I'd like more followers, too.
You gain followers if you take photos with celebrities.
- If you upload a photo with Jay, that'll help greatly. - That's not true.
- I expect to get about 2000 followers. - How many do you have now?
I have 80,000 followers.
- That's quite a lot. - That's impressive.
That's thanks to many famous celebrities.
If Jay...
uploaded a photo of us on his social media, I'd get about 5000 followers.
- That many? - More than 5000.
Yes. I can predict how many followers I'd gain with each person.
- I remember you uploaded a photo of us. - How many did he get you?
(Let's see...)
- About 200? - I see.
That was generous.
- I have over a million followers. - You were quite generous.
- How many will Gu-ra get you? - You estimated 200 for Kyu-hyun.
- Gu-ra? - Yes. be honest.
- About 50? - Let me add my son to the deal.
Then 100.
Isn't that too stingy when a father and son are on the table?
- He means your fan base and his don't cross over. - Okay.
Do we have any common ground?
- I estimate about 2 to 300. - That much?
He's quite a fresh face.
- Oh, among your friends? - Thanks, Sleepy.
- In my clique, he's a fresh face. - How about Gook-jin?
- I'd say about 50. - Just 50?
- I thought he'd say a really big figure. - That's pretty generous for me.
We're not talking about age, by the way.
You also said Taeyang was the key to gaining followers.
Let me apologize first. I promised I wouldn't upload it when we took the photo.
You're an unprecedented character in this industry.
I thought I'd never get to see him again...
so I uploaded it discreetly.
- You uploaded it discreetly? - That got me about 5000 followers.
- But... - Why did you promise not to upload it?
Didn't you regret saying that?
I thought he wouldn't take a photo with me.
Sleepy must be making his debut as an actor next year.
It says here you may be working with Director Jang Jin.
That's not quite true. Director Jang uses the office right above my agency.
I bump into him from time to time...
and I tell him every time, "I'll be waiting."
He went to ask for help again.
So what did he say?
He smiled at me and said, "I know," and left.
That got me hopeful for at least a cameo appearance on his movies.
- That's going too far. - That's all you got?
- You went too far. - That's not necessarily a "Yes."
But just in case it does happen, you prepared an act you really wanted to show us.
I'll play the role of a thug... and Gook-ju will be my partner.
Okay. Cue.
We don't know each other.
- Hey. You're quite pretty. - What a jerk.
Where do you live?
(Holding in laughter)
- Where do you live? - What's it to you?
Do you live alone?
How does that concern you?
I can't do this.
- Don't wreck the mood here. - I won't act.
Wait. You said you prepared something.
- Don't act. - What kind of a thug was that?
You'd be better with a pitiful role.
I'll just do music.
Sleepy didn't have a personal talent, but he received a large television...
when he moved so he practiced some adverts.
So you have a personal talent now.
"I'll use a chance card."
So what did you practice?
- I have a few things prepared. - Okay.
- I'll copy Simon Dominic first. - Okay.
Sometimes, it ruins the mood. It wrecks it.
"It wrecks it."
"It ruins the mood."
I think you're wrecking the mood here.
That was very adequate.
I liked that. He made fun of himself.
Just don't do it if you're not good at it.
I think you'll be good at this. Copy BewhY next.
"Everyone can tell what's genuine"
"This is not a bluff. I'm telling the truth."
"Everyone can tell what's genuine"
"B, E, W, H, Y, I hear this is the latest trend"
"Kids can go home." It sounds like this.
This is not for children. Here are your eggs.
I think Eric Nam would be good.
I'm looking forward to your Eric Nam impression.
"Get all the information you need on hotels more quickly and easily."
See, what did I tell you?
- That's from the commercial. - It's similar.
"You'll find all the hotel prices from various sites..."
- Sleepy, do it again. - Do it one more time.
"Get all the information you need on hotels more quickly and easily."
It's similar.
However, it's not consistent. It's still funny, though.
"What kind of hotel are you looking for?"
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